Maybe this is all a genius ploy - they just want better cafeteria food and figured complaining about authenticity would be the way to get it.

Nuts 'n' Gum - together at last!

They'll probably function just fine. We've been handwringing over the kids these days and how they're all getting soft but I walked uphill both ways to school over alternating patches of blizzard and desert so I wasn't spoiled like that for an awfully long time, possibly forever. Today's middle aged adults were being…

Literal mobs used to be pretty popular and we survived those. We'll survive virtual mobs just fine.

As a lefty accountant, I quite agree.

To clarify, I think they are generally more left leaning than any random business person, just not as left leaning as their liberal arts colleagues.

And they used to be called Tricon Global, the greatest company/Bond villain name ever.

Business school professors don't tend to be as liberal as their colleagues, in my experience at least.

That sounds really fun! Not the sad part, but the rest of it.

I've always paid someone to do it, so I don't really know? Practice, I imagine. Also, the strips are fairly small, so you're not ripping gobs of hair out at once.

I can't believe I have a comment on the actual letter.

"rather delectable heap of meat"

Not sure why this reminded me of this - when I was young there was this uber-Christian kid* that hung out at the same coffee shop (maybe he was trying to witness to us?) and we would get into political discussions a lot. At one point I mentioned that if I were to get pregnant on accident I would definitely have an…

Fun fact, they were terrifically dangerous. That's why the modern bicycle was originally called the "safety bicycle".

They have HBO's back catalog, too, if you feel like you need to catch up on your prestige dramas.

Better than the made for TV version, I guess, which is the only one streaming right now.

Yes, god knows no one dating offline chooses potential dates based on how attractive they find them.

And somebody married him.

IKR??? It's bananas.

That will come in handy when you or your teen daughter need an abortion. Because you're different, and your reasons are valid! Everyone else is a slutty slut.