It must be stressful having your whole life revolve around whether someone is offending your genuine belief in shit people made up thousands of years ago.

Dude, what? He was there all of Season 1! He’s a lifelong family friend!

Yeah, it’s ridiculous and pretty much proves my point, but, you know... the Internet.

Hahaha, I’m loving all the salty replies. Keep ‘em coming, boys.

“Whether it’s a whole team of Bastions...”

Anyone who’s played Bastion past level 5 already knows this. All the QQing is from the people who played the game for an hour or two during the Open Beta and then were off to social media to make memes.

Man, Guerrilla was one of those games where it messed with how I saw real life. You know, one of those games you play enough that it shows up in dreams and stuff? I was on the subway, and as we passed over the river, my brain was automatically going through the best spots to place charges to bring the whole thing…

*sigh* This comment section...

Guys, ffs, he works with men. It’s not like he does this just to see tits - hell, the header photo includes men. Just once I want to enter a comment section on a site like Jez - a site full of people who, in theory, are ideologically aligned with myself - and not have all the eye-rolling…

Let not your facts interrupt the self-righteousness!

Torbjorn’s turret, maybe - its auto-aim is a little annoying. Bastion is fine, though - do you ever actually play as him? For every “play of the game” kind of moment you get from him, you get five times of being ganked by a Genji or sniped. Going into turret mode at an opportune time is clutch and difficult - doing it…

I can’t believe all the salty comments people are leaving on this article. Are you people THAT insecure and depressed that you have to bag on an intelligent kid with a demonstrably useful talent?

Came for the angry Gamergate comments - was not disappointed.

No matter how many times I see pages from Dark Knight Returns, I can’t get over how fucking terrible it looks. It’s like... how did someone get PAID to do THAT? Everything about it is so... off.

Sometimes I get very, very tired of the hackneyed white-folk-bashing Tumblr garbage that often masquerades as articles on the internet. Then I see something like this and it gives me hope that it’s possible to send up whities without resorting to lazy, recycled bullshit. #notallarticlescriticizingwhitepeople

You do realize that it’s MUCH easier to win a civil case than a criminal one, right? For an easy/sensational example, look at the OJ Simpsons cases.

Haha, exactly! Imagine the pitchforks if sexy-abstinence could be effectively enforced. Unfortunately, biological impulses ALWAYS win out - and people want their sexy times and they want their gadgets. Thus why these high-tech solutions are created for no-tech problems.

You’re essentially championing late-night tech abstinence - it doesn’t work with sex and it won’t work with our gadgets.

65-68 under a blanket is absolutely not cold - what are you, a fucking reptile?