Thanks for the shoutout to the WGA/SAGAFTRA strikes. My wife is WGA and I’m SAGAFTRA so we’re very invested in the picket line. Anything you love in a movie or TV show (or a play for that matter) was written by someone and performed by someone. All we want is to not be shafted by executives who absolutely need $24M/yr…

I’m just impressed that you can keep them all separate in your mind. To me, they are just kind of a supercut of Tom Cruise running and doing stunts.

That is one magic loogie!

Keith Hernandez!!!

Back and to the left

I saw it last night and I feel like I’m going to have to go through it like the Zapruder film to really get all of the references. 

Sorry broseph, but those ‘other parks’ have diverse employee bases as well AND Disney does have slightly larger brand than most of the others (combined). So, good luck in your objective to rid yourself of the Mouse’s House, but don’t be sad when all you’re left with is termites...

In my mind, Domino's is most certainly not in the "okay" category. I have a dozen pizza places in the area that are all better than Domino's. It boggles my mind why anyone would order from there. I did try one this year, my first in about 5 years, and it sucked as bad as ever. All pizza chains suck.

Hakuna Frittata! Ain’t no passing craze

RICO

you immediately pull the money out and put it in a fund that gets interest as fast as possible. then drag out the preceding with the bank until you earned a bit of cash on the deal. then return the money

What’s infuriating is that a C-level actress and a discount-bin Kennedy have access to lawmakers.

Celebrities are full of shit.

Terrible take. It’s not the players’ responsibility to keep the people in the big-money seats safe, their job is to keep from getting themselves hurt. Lowry did nothing wrong. This guy should have kept his fucking hands to himself, period.

Just what I wanted! A way to light up the dirtiest spots of my kitchen... That header image looks pretty cool, but boy would that be a disaster in many homes. 

Just what I wanted! A way to light up the dirtiest spots of my kitchen... That header image looks pretty cool, but…

Seriously, the entire population is full of goddamn babies. I really wish all these dipshits would put their energy into something constructive. The world is burning around us both literally and metaphorically and all anyone cares about is that their head canon comes true.

WAHHHHHHHH MY BEDTIME STORY WAS NOT TO MY LIKING WAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WAHHHHHH I COULD WRITE A BETTER ONE

I WON’T

BUT HEAR ME OUT: I COULD

Oh God, fuck this. I have my misgivings about it too, but I am so done with entitled dipshit fans like these.

I’d love it if his announcement was something completely lame like “I’m opening a chain of chicken restaurants! Stay tuned for ‘Beto’s Baked Chicken Boutique’ opening in 2020!”