Kneel before Zod! Please.

It's no weirder than me and my heterosexual man-crush on David Duchovny.

This makes my male biological clock tick rather loudly.

@MagsCO: I couldn't help but think 'Damn, he's a good looking man.' during Monday night's blowout.

Aw, c'mon Common!

I can understand that. If my future fantasy daughter were a cheerleader, I'd want less revealing uniforms, too.

Yep. I'm in love with Helen Mirren.

I want to hug both of them.

Is he tucking?

I have. Hey, it's my liquidy-protein.

@HughJackmanOffForCandy: That's what he gets for dating Jessica.

Oh, Lord—I'm going to be ill.

@dallasmay: I'll stick with the ear-damaging chip bag.

@cheesesandwich: Somebody's taking this a little too seriously.

@musicalshoes: Huzzah!

That's some baaaaaaaad photoshoppin'!

@GuardDuck: lol—I heart this post.

@jennajenna: Isn't that great? I wasn't sure I was going to see 'Red' until I saw that Ernest was in it. Now I'm sold. You rock, Ernest!

Is it wrong that I'm 39 and want to bed Helen?

Uh, okay.