Sorry, HP—you lost me at 'Windows 7'.

@tylerbrainerd: You'll take swiveling and like it!

I own a pair of $300 Oakleys, but they were given to me.

@drk_cyde: I think I sat next to you.

C'mon guys—you gotta include foreign box office as well. For instance, 'The Wolfman' did $77 million overseas for a total of $139 million. Still not its budget, but a lot better than $62 million.

@S.R.: What?! It was a great comment! I demand you put it back immediately.

@Artemisia999: Tom Hardy is friggin' fantastic. From 'Bronson' to 'Inception' to 'Mad Max'? Very cool.

Whatever. Jolie is just naturally hot. All the time.

Why does this disturb me?

@S.R.: Good for you.

Well, shit—there go all my Lohan bellybutton licking fantasies.

Thatcher deserves whatever thumping she gets.

I just pray to God that my future kid looks like my future fantasy wife, Gillian Anderson.

I love misshapen dogs.

That guy is so goddamn good looking I think I might be gay.

Only psychopaths think this shit.

@HumanJaiAlaightReel: lol—Greatest post evar.

Over analyzing this flick is for nerds. Just watch it and enjoy.

Poor guy. Loved his gruff. commanding voice. Rest in peace, buddy.

The key to enjoying Facebook: do not add family. Ever. I'm not kidding.