As noted in several linked posts above and in ESPN’s reporting, numerous assaults were reported to police, only for charges not to be brought or to later be dropped. The Appling-Payne case, despite police requesting charges be brought, was dropped by a prosecutor who subsequently was hired to, yes, work in Michigan…

No.

hmm ok

Moreover, as a nonessential employee, Blake Bortles will also not be available for tomorrow’s game.

If the Vikings blow a late lead in an NFC Championship Game and no troops can see it, does it even happen?

If you watched that game and watched UCF play Auburn, you would know that UCF probably beats both those teams I saw tonight. They were both sloppy and Bama better buy a nice gift for those refs for keeping them in the game.

I’m going to guess you actually had nothing to do with it.

Right? Jesus Christ, Girl I Went To High School With, I don’t need you to post thirty goddamned pictures of your shit-for-brains kids every fucking day! You need adult friends! People like you are why I’m fine with not having kids yet because deep down I’m scared that myself or my future wife will end up like you!…

Addendum: People - for the love of God, stop posting naked pictures of your baby on Facebook

Jesus. Does Lee here owe you money or something?

This is what happens when you eat too many Ls.

Jameis Winston standing there by himself trying to look hard after none of his teammates made the slightest effort to hold him back—when it was damn clear to everyone that’s what he wanted—is a goddamned Christmas miracle.

For what it’s worth: Yes, I did laugh at my own comment. It was fucking funny, get over yourself & welcome to the internet.

I guess you’ll be saving your $1,000,000 in discretionary spending money for something else?

It’s because they are all about projection. They lie, therefore they are convinced we lie too.

26-14 or, as it’s known in Alabama, courtin’ ages.

If he’s upset about the circumstances of a November friendly, imagine what he’d do when you tell him that McKennie spent 7 years in an MLS academy.

I have ambivalent feelings about the Seahawks, but I love those bright uniforms. That should be the light color option uni for regular games (e.g. not TNF)

Kristaps is the shit. I have no snark or special insight. He’s just awesome, and I’m glad he’s in the NBA.

2015 Russell Wilson is back. Dude is having some serious sex.