It’s almost as though these owners see their teams as the modern day plantations and their players the modern day cotton pickers. What a surprise!

I hope they’re not distracted by the few players who were so feckless that they refused to kneel even after their team owner likened them to criminals.

Wow, it’s almost like the protests, like the national anthem itself, have nothing to do with the troops and everything to do with the dehumanization of black people. Who knew!

C’mon, it was obviously an airborne tribute to Aubrey McClendon.

Cut him some slack fellas, his lips get tired when he reads.

Seahawks fan here.

fail mary was called correctly too

Marshawn 2020

Well, it’s not like FS1 is setting new standards for airing post-season baseball, either. At least TBS had the stones to hire David Lynch to direct their broadcast, and it’s paying dividends in free publicity.

A storied history befitting a team with a racist caricature still on their uniforms.

Hurricanes: 3, United States: 0.

I mean, Panama’s entire existence is predicated on letting things through.

Yeah, it’s “mom.”

Rule of thumb: if you refer to women as “females,” you’re just telling on yourself.

this is the dumbest thing i’ve read in the last 20 minutes.

Cut this guy a break. He’s just economically anxious.

+1 more missed postseason

On this very night, ten years ago, along this same stretch of road in a dense fog just like this. I saw the worst accident I ever seen. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building...

After reading that headline, I involuntary read the entire article in the voice of Large Marge.