I almost scrolled past the article, but...I think I know that car?? It’s been a couple of years, but given the stickers and the shot behind it I think it’s one I used to see in Juneau.

Bad news, Niners fans. You know how Giuseppe Verdi has a really cool sounding name that actually just means “Joe Green”? It turns out Jimmy Garoppolo is just Italian for Matt Flynn.

I live in DC and have heard of Bachelor Farmer. The place isn’t exactly obscure.

I know more than enough defensive Chicago fans to have heard all about why the Indian head is totally not racist or whatever. I notice you did nothing to address my actual question, which is what you enjoy about that ugly mess of a logo such that you rate it the best in the NHL. Far beyond the huffy defensive derail…

You can’t be serious about the Blackhawks logo. Beyond the increasingly questionable use of Native American imagery, the logo is a mess from a design perspective. Way too many colors, weird almost shapeless details, and unless I’m missing something no apparent references to the city or the state in its design apart…

Yes! One of my all time favorites. I just can’t quit the Chemical Brothers.

Nothing more reliable than a Panthers fan getting all huffy about someone making fun of #keeppounding.

Glad to see Spurs rewarded for winning a brutal group including Dortmund and Real Madrid by getting an easy draw with *adjusts glasses* *squints* Juventus.

Oh, I just feel terribly for him. If you need me, I’ll be drying my very real tears with my old Gary Payton jersey.

Of course, you can’t think about this game without touching on the ridiculous villainy of their owner. Tons of empty seats at the start of the game, because despite the game being a sell-out the stadium only opened two gates. Precourt is the kind of laughable jerk normally constrained to 80s sports movies. He’s Clay…

Absolutely. It makes me sad that people are going to blame Walsh for this loss, because there were so many ways Pete screwed the pooch.

Wait, this song isn’t just a “My Neck, My Back” cover?

The best part is, Michael Bennett stood for the anthem for the first time this year, because he wanted to be very clear that his protest *isn’t* about the troops. Not that the MGAG chuds on here have ever let facts get in the way of their mindless whining.

So uh

OH SHIT look out guys it’s a disgruntled NFL owner!

Beastmode is just the best. Shine on, you crazy diamond.

I’m kind of confused as to how someone lives near the Taiwan border - is he out in international waters?

I for one am glad that the team with the disgusting racist mascot lost.

God damn did I think this was a really insensitive headline for the half second before I realized what it was talking about.

Classic prosecutor mistake, ran right into double jeopardy.