Ah, yes, wonderful. Please tell me more about how nobody out here can drive in snow, and how you, the hearty Midwesterner, are the only one who knows how. This is a refreshing, new take, which I have certainly never heard before, especially not from literally every Midwesterner within earshot the exact second a…

Packers owners should be outraged! Now is the time, shareholders! Use your immense power to control the organization and stop this! You can...do that, right? Cause your team is so different and special and small town-y and definitely not like all those other teams that follow the NFL line?

Hey Unity is going through some issues but if she can just stay away from Rick she’ll end up okay.

Al Martin!

What will it take? Compared to the brilliant Uber model of “a taxi operated by someone who has never seen a car before”, basically nothing. I, for one, welcome our new robot driver overlords!

I hear anarchists love this stuff.

Yep. The worst crash I ever seen.

Rookie mistake, Ted. You really should pay attention to these guys.

Wait, what’s the best burrito spot in the Mission? Do you mean El Farolito, because droooool.

Correct. Correct. Correct. Summer is the goddamn greatest, fuck off pumpkin spice.

A hearty thank you to the Chiefs for being the second team wearing red and black this year to take the heat off the Seahawks.

Oh come on.

“TheMariners are playing meaningful baseball late in the season and have a chance to make the playoffs for the first time since 2001.”

Still don’t see how Neymar leaving will cause Pulisic to take up professional hockey, but you’re the expert.

Jack Nicholson voice: YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT IT IS!

Ah, Croatian fans! I remember being in the middle of this one in Brazil. Good times, once I made sure I wasn’t gonna get decked by one of the 250 pounders in water polo caps in front of me! http://deadspin.com/croatia-vs-mexico-fan-brawl-features-shirtless-smokin-1595462133

Ah yes, Gyfli Sigurdsson, noted Spur. Swansea photogs only wanted to communicate in Welsh, eh?

I’m sorry, I know this is my second post, but “we’re too cool to bring this up” from the guy who brought this up, along with the NBA potshot to show you totally don’t care, is so perfectly Portland. I wish I could bottle it and sell it. It’s a pure thing, and it’s beautiful.

You know, it’s funny, speaking as someone who grew up between the two cities, it almost always is exactly the opposite of that. Hey, kinda like what you did just there! But yes, sure, you don’t care, just like all the other Portlanders are totally too cool to care about Seattle despite talking about it all the time.

Just gonna show my homer colors for a sec and note that Richard Sherman is fucking awesome and smart as hell, and that I don’t give a shit if you disagree.