Did you read the article? Because he addresses that.

Well, that explains the spectacular intoxication. I think I drank away 95% of my trusts and estates knowledge by the next morning.

He contributed by crossing a ball straight to a defender’s head, which luckily enough bounced right to Dempsey’s feet. Both sides appeared to freeze, possibly because they were so shocked that a Zardes cross actually landed in the box.

The Winds of Winter is never coming out, there is no manuscript, the night is dark and full of terrors, enjoy Arby’s, etc.

Oh man I forgot that the ASG doesn’t decide home field advantage anymore!

FUCKED UP SHE HATES MY GUTS

Same as it ever was.

This isn’t just any kind of Home Run Derby beef.

Alternate title: the harrowing tale of the Anime at the Gates.

This is a movie that becoming a lawyer absolutely ruined for me. No matter what I thought about the first 9/10ths of the movie, everything that happened in the climactic court scene was so laughably and unintentionally illegal.

Still can’t hold a candle to the greatest Cleveland Indians comeback ever.

I wonder who Caleb Porter thought was the better team! Ahh there is nothing sweeter on God’s green earth than Portland tears.

Came here for Portland tears, was not disappointed.

What the fuck

“Could you spell your first name?”

Standup Paddleboarding: I’m my own thang!

Man, when will you guys stop trying to shoehorn Tiger Woods stories into your US Open coverage?

This has been kind of interesting, lots of Deadspin articles on the M’s all of a sudden, but they’re all about terrible things happening to them. Which, I guess it’s been a tough season in some ways, but it’s been way more entertaining than most of the last 15 years and they’re still near .500. Is this an intentional…

Yeah, sorry, if your state voted for Trump then you’re gonna get dunked on for a while.

I sense an easily aggrieved Timbers fan! But I repeat myself.