Maybe since the San Bernardino jihad demonstrated that gun bans don’t work, and the Orlando jihad demonstrated that background checks don’t work, the NRA are the rational ones in this scenario.

You have to admit, they got it 99.999% right. You win an endurance race by building a car that falls apart a yard after crossing the finish line. They just gambled a tiny, tiny bit too much. They’ll get it next year.

And if she were simply carrying a firearm, a device universally lambasted by Jezebel, this wouldn’t have even been an incident.

Assault weapon? They’re offering a select fire automatic? No? Then it ain’t an “assault rifle.” Lose the gawker left wing bullshit, this is Jalop.

When I was probably eight years old my mom destroyed the engine in her Thunderbird. My dad got ahold of my older cousin to help him swap in a new motor, and I was put on gopher detail. 7/16ths socket here, clamp over there, put this back on the work bench. I can honestly say I took part in my first engine swap before…

Why does an oil change require three wheels coming off?

The problem is that it’s difficult to determine who hit who and having another car smash into you and getting a penalty for it is a controller thrower of an incident.

And then, statistically speaking, your husband will remind you where the majority of your family’s income comes from. Him.

Awesome how the best part of having kids is getting rid of them.

The actual reason is that “a used Ferrari” from a certain year commands a certain price, and the specific model has less and less to do with it as the years move on. Second hand buyers don’t give a shit what it cost new.

Not only that, but there’s never been a five speed Corvette, manual or automatic.

When your CLIP is empty? It’s a magazine, not a clip in most cases and with the Negev and 249 it’s a belt.

Now, if we applied the same logic we did to minority equality to the draft, we would ONLY draft women to make up for the years that only men were drafted.

Long nose, long overhangs, 90s, bright red. I got that goin on myself. I love 90s styling.

How the hell does an ADULT have a “bathroom emergency?” Are there really people with so little control of their own bodies that they need to suddenly shit at random times in the day?

I totally would not want anything to do with a brand new 2014 model year car. That was a vehicle built in 2013 that’s been sitting for three years.

Full size trucks out sell “mid size” trucks because there’s little reason to buy a mid size truck in most cases. Yes, manufacturers have a lot to lose by hurting full size truck sales but they have more to gain by bringing in buyers that otherwise wouldn’t buy a pickup if there wasn’t a small one available. All it’s…

Hey champ, if we had followed a Donald Trump style ban on Muslim immigration, his parents would have never made it into the country. By banning future Jihadi breeders from coming in, we can prevent future attacks.

That’s like trying to stop an oil leak in your car by not putting any oil into the engine.

That makes sense. My parents thought air conditioning was the devil, so I grew up sweating it out.