Stuck on a tropical island for three days. Why can’t anything that good happen to ME?

And we never would have been grounded for racking up $100 phone bills calling them.

I don’t see how that’s even remotely unreasonable. If you drove the vehicle there, YOU WERE DRIVING A VEHICLE WITH AN EXPIRED INSPECTION. What’s wrong with giving people driving on expired inspections tickets for driving on an inspired inspection?

Probably expected the super stretched swing arms to keep it from flipping.

He was able to shake it off because he fortunately wasn’t going very fast when he ate shit. The faster you’re going the more rolling you do, and the more likely limbs and joints are to be shattered.

Strengthen your grip? Furious masturbation is the answer.

Bingo. Is Mazda going to try and tell us that the M division and AMG are “immature?” Nice try.

Silvia Q’s? Went for the SR20 NA instead of the early S13 K’s CA18 turbo? Sucker...

“Who knows what he did to get the Ford Fusion driver’s blood boiling.”

Nothing worth trying to kill him over.

So getting government money directed to your company is now the measure of good business? That’s the Bernie Sanders generation for you.

That steering angle is far beyond ridiculous.

Maybe instead of subsidizing electric and autonomous cars, the roads would be better if we actually spent the money on our roads.

It’s not entirely evident because it’s not entirely interesting and just coming out and saying that wouldn’t warrant an article on it in the first place.

Buick already has a stupid little lifted hatchback posing as a compact SUV thing. It’s called the “something or other,” it’s too boring to warrant actually looking up.

Buicks sell in China. Believe it or not, the Chinese market is different from ours.

My first reaction was how small the Vantage is, and my second reaction was wondering how the hell it still weighs that much being as small as it is.

My wife needed a car and couldn’t go without one for even a day (and of course she stubbornly needed it to be a CR-V), so we caved.

What transmission does it actually have in it now, though?

“Not made for American roads?” Because pot holes only exist in American cities, right.

Jeep people. They’re the group everyone else just rolls their eyes at. Who the hell else gets excited over the fact that they can take half the body off and drive it around?

I’d be super pissed if F1 hadn’t already pissed me off to the point I stopped watching it.