I’m begging y’all to give this ghoul the LEAST amount of attention possible. I don’t care what “outrageous” or stupid donkey shit dribbles out her mouth — quit giving her oxygen. None of this is new or worthy of reporting on. I see some Jenner article basically every other day.

cut the teenager working the mic some slack, they’re just doing it how their manager taught them how. If it is such an issue, just say what size you want from the jump and save both of you the extra time. 

Waze is good for when you generally know where you’re going. Traffic updates, accidents/stuff on the road, cops hiding out, etc. are all done much better on Waze than it is on Google Maps.

This. Whatever he’s like personally, his foundation - which, Jesus, Jezebel, do some research before you casually dismiss the Gates Foundation - has done an incredible amount to transform living conditions in the developing world.

Nurse Torres, immediately after applying band-aid: “Oh, you wanted the VACCINE? I assumed you wanted the VIRUS. That’s what I just injected.”

So it drew a dick, then got stuck in the mouth of the Suez and there aren’t enough seamen with enough thrust to push it out. And the longer it’s in there, the more screwed we are...

All of the girl scout cookies are inferior to these Girl Guides of Canada cookies:

“Donating” to the CEO’s six figure salary is what you’re doing. Troops get $0.75 per $5 box they sell.

While we’re on the subject of failures, why don’t you eat some avocado toast or something that Millennials supposedly do instead of buying houses and diamonds? Are you really mad that instead of fixing the world up the way you want it to be, we spent our youth getting fucked up and piercing ourselves in strange…

In defense of the Girl Scouts, this depends so much on your troop leader. Your troop leader sets the agenda. The girls and/or their moms need to push what they WANT to do. When I was in Girl Scouts, my mom was the troop leader (lol) so we did lots of camping and outdoorsy stuff in California - but that could have also…

Only new feature I want out of “Edge” is the ability to delete it permanently, I am tired of it coming back like a shambling corpse from night of the living dead every update.

Every single car does this automatically. It’s how defroster settings work.

Some of us make it work with good all seasons (not the cheapest shit at the store) and not driving like idiots on snow and ice.

10x better than the damn Disney buses.

Every day. Different people like different things.

I use the desktop more than the app.

I use the desktop version every day that I’m at work: FB Business Pages is restrictive and redundant in app form and several tasks are not allowed on mobile format.

I use the desktop version daily.

Don’t be stupid - spend ten seconds thinking and you’d have been able to imagine use cases for the browser version of Facebook.

So to add some local context, DeWine started out responding to the pandemic with a decent response. He shutdown the state which seems like a bare minimum thing to do but with all the dipshittery going on it was been blown up into some kind of great move. Then the Flu Klux Klan protested. And the State congress(super…