Seeing this makes me wanna play NES Blades of Steel all day.

I think you might be overselling a 2-point win over the Browns.

I’ve got a lovely pair of tickets from the last Seattle Mariners game at the Kingdome and the first game at Safeco Field. They are about 6"x 12" inches with great full color artwork of each venue and text marking the occasion.

Also, Carrie Underwood can GTFO with that “women build up other women” shit. That’s the kind of bullshit Kellyanne Conaway tries to pull when people (rightfully) call her out for her terrible positions.

As a family physician, your take is utter bullshit.

Great, now can we get Extreme’s “More Than Words” banned from weddings/proms?

it’s not a christmas song, for fuck’s sake!!!!!

The currently unnamed NHL squad will be Seattle’s sixth major pro sports team, following the Seahawks, Mariners, Storm, Sounders, and Reign.

He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

Psych. It’s “psych.” I would like any person who spells it “sike” to please explain the etymology behind the term.

I’ve asked this before, maybe a couple months back, when I saw the same spelling being used, but isn’t it supposed to be ‘psych’? As in, I offered my hand to you, you fell for it and reached out, let your guard down, I psyched you out, with my mental trick, my psychological warfare?

I didn’t even have to read past the headline to know that this would be Scottish Rite. Oh man, that place is crazy. My friend lived there, because her (very well off but apparently pretty shitty) aunt had been a resident there, and told my friend that she would gladly pay all tuition and residential fees to UT . . .…

Where was Natasha in this broadcast? Did he mention anything about "moose and squirrel"?

The only surprise here is that it’s a player being shitty to a coach. Coaches do this all the times trying to build ‘TEAM’ by yelling about ‘LOYALTY’ instead of just paying the players and drawing up good schemes. When players go from one team to a rival team in free agency or even when traded it’s all we hear so…

Here is a thing I wrote yesterday about this very article:

I’m no fan of Rita Ora, but this is dumb. People have lip-synced forever in parades and unless you live in a cave, you should know this.

Someone should try joyless blogger next.

It’s impossible to catch the flu from the flu shot. You felt terrible for a reason that wasn’t the flu shot, the timing was likely a coincidence.

It’s impossible to catch the flu from the modern flu shot. Unless your last flu shot was decades ago you either a) caught the flu anyway from a source other than the shot (it’s not 100% effective but that’s no reason to not still get the shot) or b) caught something else and thought it was the flu.

Solid pile of bullshit right there. If I didn’t know anything about science, I might have been tricked into thinking you did.