I mean, Krispy Kremes aren’t cake donuts. Krispy Kremes are yeast donuts.

Dunkin’ makes cake donuts.  

This system is 10+ years old, was created by Bush and the Presidential Text was authorized by Obama, and this is its fourth test. But people are complaining like it’s the end of the world or something.

Relax, we have been warned about this for weeks that FEMA was testing the Wireless Emergency Alert system. They tested it under Obama they can test it under trump. Breath

You know who’s responsible for Norm McDonald getting bumped, don’t you?

First warning to Serena for coaching. Her own coach admitted to Pam Shriver after the match that he had indeed tried to coach her. The gesture was meant for her to approach the net more often. He thought she hadn’t noticed it, but still, it’s the attempt that matters. Players have been using this excuse (“I didn’t…

I have never cheated in my life

which admittedly is being perpetuated with this blog

Given Mike Tomlin’s ability to make adjustments, Steelers’ first play from scrimmage will be 10 men on the field and Ben handing the ball off in an empty backfield.

I think it’s a terrible message and a message that shouldn’t be sent.

If Johnny keeps sucking like this he’s going to be sent back down to the Browns.

It’s the Google Home’s startup sound.

Probably just the ghost of an unvaccinated child.

While this is awesome, it’s no Seinfeld Doom 2 WAD

Yeah, fuck him for the waxing comment. And fuck him for naming a poor child Monroe.

Wilbon was born in 1958.

“Can Boston somehow also lose?” - Everyone else

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

I kind of feel like if the Mormon church is distancing itself from you you’re probably on the right track...

So, they were willing to stick with the BSA through decades of highly publicized sexual abuse scandals and coverups by scouting leadership, but allowing gay leaders and female scouts is a step too far? Okay.

You want to talk racists, the Washington Redskins have everyone beat in that category, but I don’t see anyone writing about them! SMH