Came here to say the SAME shit.

Counterpoint: My parents never asked me about my day. I promise you, that is far far worse.

I think you missed the part about WWE providing a 7,500 seat round arena with a single 45 inch screen.

After his tenure with the Browns he should be forbidden by law to claim football knowledge ever again.

Sorry, I’m going to continue stacking plates wherever there’s too much plate and too little table.

Maybe tell your kid that isn’t acceptable behaviour, and punish him if he continues it?

Do Roy Rogers exist outside of NY State Thruway rest stops?

Where I’m at, it’s $5 box. But thanks to Keebler Grasshopper cookies, I can get my Thin Mint fix anytime and at half the price!

I’m of two minds here...especially in response to your comment.

As long as you’re completely ignoring weather everywhere else in the world and the growing trend of record high temperatures increasing in recent years, then yes, spot-on.

And if you leave a month before the first date to a nation that grants you a one year visa upon entry?

When no one claps for him, his bow tie does

getting one cheerleader wet

Assigned seating is the only way I’ll watch movies now. I am never going back to that first come first serve garbage.

Apparently, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

So what you are saying is they Don’t Speak?

Maybe Lavar thought it was the Balltic League?

Impressive, but I am honestly surprised by the small size of your screen.

This feels like a metaphor for something but I can’t quite place it....