@Farbulus: OBGYN:

I don't understand. The note at the bottom says that McSweeney's is a "daily humor website" but this article doesn't seem to have any humor.

Apu: Mrs. Simpson, the express line is the fastest line not always. That old man up front, he is starved for attention. He will talk the cashier’s head off.

@OMG! Bacon!:

@SNLabat:

I think that Mirror's Edge is on sale for $0.99 still. Everyone owes it to themselves to buy it. It definitely has one of the more impressive gameplay implementations that I've seen.

I can't really tell what's going on, does anyone know?

@Frypot:

I don't think I've needed another tool in years, with the exception of a hammer.

This is actually a cool idea.

Dear future:

@dyowell:

@PTB315:

@ddhboy:

@PTB315:

@jibbly:

@PTB315:

@wagedomain:

@The5thElephant:

@Bobby_McGee: