Our real problems are cripplingly frightening at the moment. This is just a momentary distraction. Please just let us have this, cool?

Some of us can walk and chew gum at the same time.

I dunno, maybe the fact that we almost brought an extinction to a race of people just because we wanted to practice religion freely and didnt like that someone was already on our “promise land”

Well it’s white, so it will obviously generate far more income than it’s worth.

Thank you. I love Joe, but these testosterone-fueled threats of fighting the known asshole make it about JOE and not about women. It’s egocentric, and I just wish guys would quit voicing their ridiculous “hero” dreams in these speeches—it undermines the message.

Freeways carry goods from one state to another. See: interstate commerce.

Yeah, that makes perfect sense as long as you don’t understand how anything works or think about it for more than ten seconds.

In design, an alignment of visual vocabulary does not equal ‘sameness.’

Right on queue, all the righteous “youre a racist if you dont see the world the same way I do, white privilege, Trump sucks” spewers show up and hurl insults at you. God forbid, if you think the world is a fine place as it is, and that you have a different opinion than a handful of keyboard SJWs.

There’s something that gives you the ability to “not entertain” issues of racism... I bet you know what it is already?

Has Mitsubishi revived their “If you can fog a mirror, you’ve got financing,” program?

well to be fair I was doing a haverhill/southern nh accent