It's pretty hard to do in the car.

I worked the grill at McDonald's in the mid 80's, coined the phrase MickeyD's too [at least I like to think I did because I completely made it up], got reprimanded for that when I worked drive through. Anyway, I use to open and close the grill during the summer at the McDonald's outside the entrance to the Biltmore…

I concur completely. McDonald's Bacon, Egg and Cheese Bagel is the crowning achievement of modern civilization; it should be available 24/7. On a related note, this sandwich offers conclusive proof of the nonexistence of god. Something that tastes that good and is so bad for you flies in the face of the concept of a…