I’m not proud of it, but the closest I’ve gotten to being That Middle-Aged White Woman Who Wants to Speak to Your Manager has been when my food delivery order hasn’t come. There’s something elementally enraging about it.

Fun fact: The Wing is founded by Audrey Gelman, long time girlfriend of known sexual predator and rapist Terry Richardson.

Audrey Gelman was even Terry Richardson’s PR representative (!) for 3 years. She enabled and promoted the lowest scum of the earth and she’s now profiting from her new stint as a performative…

Get your words right! This ain’t rocket surgery!

I literally love that about him. I will be Team Brangelina until the death of me and always hope for a reconciliation (I have no idea why) but I find the fact that he’s a bit of a stoner simpleton so charming. He seems like he was trying really, really hard to keep up with Angelina intellectually and politically and…

Semi-melted Don Jr? I am very confused! I’ve always thought Drew and Jonathan Scott were “handsome for people with gigantism”. They aren’t quite tall enough to say they have gigantism, but if they did they would be really handsome for guys with that condition.

After dealing with the public for thirteen years in a municipal administration job, I feel she was reminding herself.

Upon careful consideration, your take seems to be the correct one.

How do you know that was advice to you and not to herself? Maybe she had to remind herself that you were all young and dumb and she shouldn’t murder you. 

What if Ellen dated this mystery woman before Brad, Angelina is openly bisexual.

I want to believe that Seth Meyers and Rihanna are BFFs ever since they got drunk together...

I wish Alexi Ashe and Seth Meyers would’ve stepped up their game for this event, but they look fine.

I am so infinitely glad that  when I was a teenager (a) social media didn’t exist and (b) I wasn’t famous enough for anyone to give a shit what I did.

Same here. Fox News, Trump and even some in the media are still blaming her for any and everything they can think of. I’m over it. Comey couldn’t dare mention a fucking FBI investigation of Trump, but could sure as fuck bring up finding copies of emails they’d already seen that showed up on Anthony Weiner’s lap top.…

Hillary Clinton’s sense of humor is amazing and legendary. Of course she brings up her emails, and your positing that the world has moved on from them is simply incorrect. Trump, Fox and co still bring them up all the time. And if you think we’re all going to refrain from “but her emails...” comments for every moment…

Fun fact: Wilkie Collins’ The Moonstone is also regarded as the first classical detective novel.

This is some serious white people shit.

If you like that one, also treat yourself to The Moonstone!

Personally, I maintain that the 90s movies are the best and only representation of the Brady Bunch that should be watched. Every time I see a cash grab movie revival of some nostalgia IP, I long for the subversive yet loving take that the Brady Bunch movies provided

Is he preparing to play a young Neil DeGrasse Tyson in a movie?