I will give them all celebratory pets later on your behalf. And yes, her tummy is perfect to pet. Sometimes, she even lets me! =)

I will give them all celebratory pets later on your behalf. And yes, her tummy is perfect to pet. Sometimes, she…

Oh man, I wish I could pet them all through my computer screen right now. Zelda’s tummy looks perfect to pet.

Oh man, I wish I could pet them all through my computer screen right now. Zelda’s tummy looks perfect to pet.

And here are my cats. Zuli, Nova, and the very fuzzy Zelda:

And here are my cats. Zuli, Nova, and the very fuzzy Zelda:

Apologizing for hurting people isn’t playing a “sensitivity game.”

Agreed. Plus it was true. Maybe not in an intentional or malicious way, but it was definitely true.

Kanye is awful in a lot of ways but I’ll always have a tiny soft spot for him because of this comment.  This plus Mike Meyer’s reaction made for my all-time favorite moment of live TV.

I was sitting at my desk reading a blog.  2 minutes ago. 

This probably makes me sound like a horrible feminist, but I really don’t give a flying fart that you had kids and also worked, considering you have enough money to pay for good childcare and health insurance without having to worry about paying your rent.  I’m sick of her throwing “being a mom” out there like it’s a…

I have only ever seen Beanie in What We Do In the Shadows as stupid baby vampire ‘Yennaaaaah’ but I love her and will watch anything with her moving forward.

If conversion therapy is so effective, why do the Saints carry a punter on their roster?

Geaux Fuck Yourself

YES HE IS ATTRACTIVE. NO I WILL NOT BE TAKING FURTHER QUESTIONS AT THIS TIME.

Nah man, I’m into him in spite of the 1D association. TBH, I didn’t really see him as attractive until he was a ‘grown up’, toward the end of the 1D run. 

My guess is it’s a paid shill trying to muddy the waters for history’s sake. It’s nice to know though that this rapist will spend the rest of his life trying to convince everyone that he’s not a rapist.

Are you fucking kidding me with “lower middle class?” Brock Turner is from fucking Oakwood, Ohio. It’s a very wealthy area.

Thanks, Brock. Go back to your parents’ new place. We sure as hell didn’t want your sexual offending ass here in Oakwood.

I looooove Michael K.  Yes, I’m a long time lurker and I never post anything there, I just laugh at the comments section.  I’d get my ass handed to me if I ever tried to post, and I’m aware of it!

That’s, like...Michael K from Dlisted level of brilliant snark.  I love it.

She maintains that she has no memory of the sexual assault (unlike Turner, whose story changed many times, neither Miller nor the witnesses changed their stories) - that doesn’t mean that she has no memory of the aftermath. What’s wrong with telling her story?

Why are you lying?