I bet if you spit on an Alaska State Trooper you'll draw that charge.

Twice as many as he already has before he got caught this time.

Yeah, I’m pretty sure ATTEMPTED FUCKING MURDER is an offence on its own!

Just two years for strangling a person unconscious. I wonder how many people he will kill before/if they catch him. 

because his victim is native

She was doing a doing a dance recital tho, which is a kid being a kid; her folks weren’t “trotting her out” and promoting this. Unfortunately, some asshole videoed her doing it, some other assholes published it to their trash website, and a third group of assholes reported on it. If there were any more people in the…

No mention of young David Duchovny and his hair?

Double feature at my house tonight!

I love that in Britney’s giant closet that is probably bigger than my entire apartment, she still has mismatched plastic hangers. She’s truly the pop star of the people!

If you’re Jennifer Lawrence, no one is ever going to tell you that a venue isn’t available on the date you want or the dress you wanted got discontinued.

Trent!

“Why should I be for welfare?” - Jodi’s mom

Just posting this because I'm in love lol

iconique

citation needed

“Gagooper (I will work on this) “

I know. Like he’s too good to grab my boobs and make a honk-honk noise? Like he’s sooooo much better than me?

The important question is whether he would respect me enough to touch me if I requested it.

Counterpoint: I do want to be touched by Keanu Reeves.

Lori Beth Denberg is a damn national treasure and I hope life has been good to her.