As that uncle, let me say there are worse fates.

Sometimes its just two...

Friendly reminder that the Kardashians have always been loud and very public advocates of Planned Parenthood. They even dedicated an entire episode of their show to PP and what they do, where workers from PP talked about their services. This wasn’t for the K’s themselves (obviously), but a very intentional effort to…

I wonder how that works, cause if she only got 1 million I’m betting she could get far more than that for a book deal and pay him back. 

I’m partial to the giant sapphire myself. 

They were both raised by poor Southern farming families. Mama’s family was “richer” and when they married her family wasn’t happy. Mama was the first person in her family to attend college and she married Daddy just before she graduated with her degree in Education. She taught school while my dad worked his way up in…

“Hey girl, am I rockin’ this Canadian tuxedo or what?”

The biggest compliment of my life is somebody saying that of all the fictional characters out there, this one was my spirit. I regret nothing which has led me to this point.

You’ll never convince me that A Million Little Things isn’t a Thirtysomething reboot. I mean, look at the cast pictures, for Christ’s sake:

I like the assumption that we’ll have any choice in the matter. Any encounter we have with aliens will probably end up more like Ms. Rafferty’s experience than anything remotely pleasant.

So, Lamar Odom. Okay. Don’t really know a thing about the man, but about how many people can it be said, “Had to be airlifted after being found face-down at the end of a four-day brothel-bender, but- he was just too damn big for the helicopter, so they had to send him in an ambulance instead.” (https://www.tmz.com/2015…

He told a story on Graham Norton that he came up with an idea that after filming he was going to smoothly say “Not anymore” when people asked “aren’t you Jon Snow?”, but the first time someone asked him after filming ended, he immediately started crying when he said it.

Wishing anyone a "happy" Memorial Day is pretty fucking weird.

As a middle-aged dude, it’s more like Legally Bald

I get a bunch of pointed comments about how my similar-aged cousins are now all married, buying houses, and having kids and they are just SO GODDAMNED HAPPY!!! I'm fine eating my Hot Pockets and chips out of a Tupperware on my bed at 2am, thanks. 

This is the most interesting thing to happen in video game news since they circumcised Luigi for MarioKart

Right? Meaning that those of us in the West truly have no idea as to the original meaning of ‘our own’ adopted Holy Scriptures whether Greek, Hebrew, Arabic, Aramaic, or Latin: all of it totally rendered asunder by the institutions which underwrote the translations and the power they wished to solidify.

I’d like to climb inside your brain for a bit. I like the way you think.