I think it's Kardashian for "a CBD oil company sponsored my party".

Oh, that’s a question that I don’t have an answer to. I don’t bother with the oils/other forms of CBD because I smoke real weed... I’ve read that it (CBD) has helped people with chronic pain, menstrual cramps, or other ailments, but I can’t speak to that personally.

Would people jut fucking read the play before they propose this shit? The women of Athens didn’t just cut off sex, they also seized the treasury, cutting the men off from the funds they needed for the war. I’m down for the don’t fuck ‘em and start robbing legislatures plan, but it’s a flop without that last part.

Her dress was my favorite part, she could have worn something loose that hides the belly but instead chose to show off the fact that you don’t magically lose all the weight and baby bump once you give birth, she looked stunning but those shoes look like they hurt so much.

All this stuff about Britney reminds me she could be a modern day version of Judy Garland.

Isn’t the entire point of the Met Gala to find the biggest try hard?

Ya know, Britney’s at that age where I will spend my
rent money to fly wherever it may be to defend her honor,
and it doesn’t seem creepy at all anymore.

Unrelated, but ladies I just had to post this pic from tonight’s gala...

“...the closest Starbucks to the Winterfell set is a 27 minute drive.”

Oh Brienne, Tormund would’ve never done you that way.

I don’t stan but I ship lol.

Wait, mine was going to be a TMBG story, too!

People moshing. Which would not have been at all confounding except that the band playing was They Might Be Giants.

Oh dang, a Thomas Edison burn. Somebody knows their history!

Given that Cardi lifted “okurrr” from people with more creativity and worse branding than she has, I think she’s exactly the Thomas Edison of okurrr. 

Before everyone starts in on the herpes jokes, just remember that a lot of people have either simplex 1 or 2, and it’s a relatively benign condition and there should be no stigma attached to it because that prevents discussion both as a community and culture and with partners. 

Also like...biscuits are good. You know what makes them better? Jam. Honey butter. Gravy. Strawberries and whipped cream. A fried chicken cutlet and some hot sauce, maybe with a lil cheddar. Would I eat a plain biscuit? Hell yeah. But that doesn’t mean that I can’t enhance it. Can I enjoy life without being high? I…

For real. Eat the rich AND smoke their weed!

Being at Coachella at all is like having 10,000 lemons thrown at your face.

When she was asking Gendry all the details about the Wights, what they look like, move like, etc, my thought was that she might try to “become” one, infiltrate the ranks to try to get close to the Night King or other White Walkers to take them out.