He also bought the house for his mom. The frequency of his jokes involving his mom are pretty solid evidence that they’re very close. I know that if I were single and bouncing from woman to woman in my mid-twenties, recovering from addiction, fighting crippling depression and Crohn’s Disease, I’d probably go live with…

Jay-Z pre-2018 makeover? No.  Jay-Z post-2018 cool-guy 1970s makeover?  Yes.

With a brand new invention?

Where in Florida is this guy from again?

Right? That entire thing was so weirdly casual, it didn’t make any sense. After seven seasons of Dany-and-HER-dragons, suddenly she’s all, “Sure, hop on, take him for spin”? It always seemed like Jon finally riding a dragon (and confirming his Targaryen-ness) would be this big pivotal moment, and instead it was like…

Re: Dragon riding. Given that it’s widely accepted fact that dragons only accept Targaryans, why is nothing occurring to Dany? Jon might have missed that in his lessons, but Dany? Her spidey sense should have been going off from the minute Rhaegon let Jon touch him.

For the record, I had to work very hard in my couch-to-5K program to get down to a 12-minute mile.

The B&B wasn’t nearly as gross as you might imagine.  The worst thing I ever found was a pair of modest cotton bikini underwear left in a bed after a couple checked out.  Practically wholesome compared the the body-fluid-palooza that is Value Village.

I feel like “Veep” is ending too soon. The writing on this show is so under- appreciated 

Same! I had the Payless version of these in the 90's and I want them again so bad

It’s been six years since I bought my condo, and I still haven’t hung a single thing on the wall. I thought I was just lazy/indecisive, but now I’m going to chalk it up to my having a “consistent aesthetic.”

And of course, she may have had a threesome with James Dean and Paul Newman. I’m not as convinced as some people that it actually happened, but I want to believe it did so badly because hot damn.

Now that’s a guy I’d buy fried chicken from! That CGI guy doesn’t look like he’s ever even tasted fried chicken.

This isn’t really related, but whenever I hear about Chance The Rapper, I think of Chance, the dog from Homeward Bound.  Gawd, I love that movie.

It feels like she’s going for blue steel and keeps coming up with crumpled aluminum. 

stale cheetos and chlamydia

I really want to make a ‘get back in the kitchen and cook up our neighbors like a good little lady’ joke, but I’m not sure how well it would be received. So wording it like this absolves me of any responsibility if it doesn’t go well, right? 

I’d pay a cool hundo to yell “CHILD RAPIST” at him for thirty seconds.

I knowI know this is morbid but mymom has a hospice social worker and all I want to do is buy an old Victorian Mansion in Maine and fill it with terminally ill dogs that I can just give lots of steak to and to keep very very comfortable. I don’t particularly want terminally-ill dogs, but I just feel like since they…

I find Lea Michele to be an *eyeroll* personified, but she can sing circles around LL, and she brings a youthful vibe that fits with Ariel being a teenager in the story. With her world-wariness and throaty rasp, LL would be better suited to voicing Ursula (though fortunately they had the good sense to cast Harvey…