Ariana’s tattoo reminds me of a book im reading.

Sidenote: I want Rich or you or anyone with a modicum appreciation of this video to do a thorough and thoughtful dissection post on it. There’s so much to unpack. The castle. The wardrobe. The dead motorcycle boyfriend. The flashbacks in the mirrors (please include tiny detailed vignettes of all moments captured. show…

It has been statistically proven that this is the greatest song of all human history and it reaches peak perfection when one is alone in the car and capable of screaming.

It’s pretty obvious what happened.  There was no bear.  It was Bigfoot.

it was the best actress Oscar, making the theft a felony rather than a misdemeanor

Men who brag about cunnilingus, in my experience, are never good at it.  I can’t imagine how terrible men who have t-shirts announcing their sex skills are.

I don’t know, Liam from OneDirection and Cheryl Cole was fuckin WEIRD, and now he’s apparently flirting with Naomi Campbell. Dude sure knows how to flex up.

“I didn’t have much experience of how to organize domesticity.”

Celebitchy reports that the reason Brown was in France was for Paris Fashion Week and was invited to sit front row at several menswear shows. So. Can we maybe have this site consider naming names of who the fuck is still inviting this dude to their fashion shows???

They’re fighting over Elon Musk. Setting aside that he’s not that much to look at, did neither of them bother to read what his ex-wife had to say about being married to him? Sorry, man, but he’s not even worth an anthropology bang.

Man, Pete Davidson is really owning his shit, so if he wants to joke about things to diffuse the tension, and move forward, cool. I don't see this as 'derailing his comeback' in any way. He's not joke about other people killing themselves. 

Sounds just like where Kavanaugh went.

Your comment gave me a sudden vision of Keanu as Hamlet while Dolly provides musical narration via a bluesy number

Personally, I write from the assumption that Jezebel readers (and frankly all women) are smart enough to know “distinctions among a very broad spectrum of behaviours that range from shitty date/inappropriate to harassment to rape and kidnapping of minors.”

I did not say the allegations against CK or R. Kelly are the same anywhere in this post. I’m talking about a common attitude in the entertainment industry that lets men off the hook for a whole spectrum of abuse and sexism because they’re artists.

Thirteen year old me had pretty terrible taste in men. See Johnny Depp, Kirk Cameron, Scott Baio, and that boy in my eighth-grade class who become a hedgefund bro and helped break the global economy.

I'm 58. I just died of old age. Thanks!

I’m 46 and this post signed me up for an AARP membership.