I wish that the Obamas had set up an Instagram or Twitter for Bo and Sunny. They’re such big doofy dogs that always make me smile when I see them.

She is my spirit movie star.

To us here, you are not a nobody. Please take care of yourself and know you aren't alone.

Also a nobody, but I hope that you find the help you seek and need. I truly admire anyone with the courage and strength to fight the kind of battle that you are fighting. I wish you well.

I’m just a Nobody, but I’ve been thinking about Pete constantly. No one knows his struggle the way he does but I can empathize. I hope he finds the help he needs. I’m in the process of finding my own help and I envy the friends he has that have his back. He is so lucky and I hope he sees that, through the darkness.

This royal holiday card looks like a campaign photo for someone running for treasurer in a small-town conservative district in Ohio.

I mean, she does spell her name Kayti...

Imagine being the woman who sleeps with Kid Rock, Jack Osbourne and Dax Shepard.  Why would you even ADMIT it?

The clinching proof that I’m now an old is that I immediately thought “Elliott from Thirtysomething”!

Yeah that’s one of the enviable things that rich people do. We’re trying to decorate and my boyfriend wants a motorcycle in the living room and I was trying to explain to him how much more femme and camp things would be if I didn’t have to take his presence and comfort into consideration.

I think the Dollhouse is like The Spice Girls where it’s a band and each one has their rap identity/lazy porn name.  

OK, I’m going to have to call a halt here: Cruella de Vil is not Asian!

Garry Shandling- RIP.

I am mildly annoyed if I exit the shower and the toilet cover is open, because I will inevitably be flinging water around as I begin to towel off, which means water will get on the seat, which means the next time I sit on the toilet my thighs will get wet which will give me the feeling that I might have pee on my…

Now I know what the look is I’m going for... American Girl doll. I love Kate’s outfit. Meghan’s i lovely as well but I’m not effortless enough to pull that off. I’m just as extra as Kate looks in this picture.

Fun fact: that is one of the WORST images of him I’ve ever seen and I still Would even though we’re discussing his difficulties in the restroom.

This is one of those very few instances where I feel justified skipping the article and heading straight to the comments, because LOOK. AT. HIM.

i’d hold his hand while he was trying to. that’s how much i love this man. 

I would still Jason Mamoa and I'm a straight dude. "Poopsie" be damned.