"He went to the other place."
"Oh, he went to Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters!"

I love REG, but even he might not be enough to get me to watch another Wolverine movie.

Same! High five.

Well, I saw my ex at a big annual party in our hometown, knowing that I would almost definitely get too drunk to remember not to fuck him. Aaaaand I was right. It was nice, but I feel shitty about it because I ended the relationship and he still has feelings for me. I wish it were easier to figure out what the fuck I…

I have a decent circle of friends from high school who all ended up in the city, and I enjoy spending time with them, but I do feel that our friendship is based more around knowing each other for 10 years (and a common interest in drinking) than on our being necessarily compatible as a group. I'm also still a little…

Agreed. I ran out of pills a couple months ago (after 10 years!!), which happened to coincide with me experiencing something really traumatic. It sucked hard.

Sometimes I like to wallow, and then I listen to Modest Mouse's first three albums. That's actually the only time I listen to Modest Mouse anymore.

I'm extremely sold on this idea.

My older brother's best friend did a great HI of The Cat in the Hat. I think he might have won state with it. Out of the countless hours of fucking speech events I attended as a child, it's one of the only things I specifically remember.

Ladies and gentlemen, Benny Hill and the Cumberbunch! *Yakety Sax plays*

Wow. Judging by the singing under my breath I couldn't help while reading this, it scans pretty well! Except I guess the Faso in Burkina Faso just couldn't fit.

Eh, it was only there for a second. I didn't mind. The Zaphod Beeblebrox campaign song/video more than makes up for any shortcomings.

Oh, fuck no. I hate ranking things.

To be honest, probably High Fidelity. My brother's a huge John Cusack fan (he once used a urinal directly after the man at a Blackhawks game and told anyone who would listen about it), and I first saw the movie as soon as the DVD came out, when I was 11 or 12. I think it definitely played a role in how I view romantic…

Sub-question: is it in fact unfair to criticize a formerly great artist for his latter day sins, is it better to burn out or fade away?

I loved this show so much. It's actually what brought me to the AV Club, which was pretty much the only place in this whole dang Internet that I could find people discussing it. They stopped at UChicago on the college tour they did, and while they had a pretty good turnout, it was a bunch of theater students that…

That…sounds incredible. Love me some Toby Jones. I'll have to check it out.

Hi. I'm in Delaware.

I know it's 3 for women, so it's probably 4 for men.

But it did give us the immortal (or "immartal" per Nathan) line, "THAT'S THE AFTERBIRTH YOU DICKHEAD."