Yeah, even though he clearly didn't love it, I can tell that it's probably something that I'll enjoy.

He might have had a serviceable theater career if not for Idol, but you can be damn sure he wouldn't be touring with Queen.

If he's implicated, he can always go to his plan B: have Ray Romano killed and assume his identity.

The fact that you were able to gain your attention span back gives me hope.

Go to one of those Japanese-style places where you rent a room with a small group, and sing whatever the fuck you want!

I'm 27 and starting to have casual sex for the the first time, because I ended a 3 1/2 year relationship in November and am not remotely interested in entering another one anytime soon. Most of the sex hasn't been anything too extraordinary, but I'm enjoying myself anyway. As far as my emotional needs go, I think…

People get pretty absolutist about the Dog v. Cat ideological war. My family's Cocker Spaniel embodies the aloof, opportunist asshole stereotype of cats more than most cats I've known.

I remember watching a few episodes of Insomniac when I was way too young to appreciate it properly. I bet I'd really love it now.

But it had that hit Moby song! And America's Sweetheart, Tilda Swinton.

This bewildered me when he won his inevitable Oscar. I thought we were all being mean-spirited with our "Leo's desperate for an Oscar" memes! I thought we were celebrating a rich asshole's inability to be rewarded for adequacy!

Helloski!

The knowledge that some people can do that themselves rather than having a pro do it boggles my mind. Maybe their dogs are more relaxed about their buttholes? My family's dog has it done every few months at the groomers, because he's had an anal gland rupture twice and both times were nightmareish.

I was wondering about this, and was thinking it might be just the lack of circulation that makes zombies turn pale, which wouldn't affect their melanin. So perhaps Black zombies would still have dark skin, they would just look sort of…peaked? I'm not sure.

I couldn't recite the whole thing verbatim, but a couple years ago when I watched Secret of the Ooze for the first time as an adult, it was insane to me how familiar every line and moment still was.

I always thought that Johnny Simmons, who played Young Neil, would've been a better fit for Scott.

It was pointed out to me that Daisy Ridley looks like Haley Atwell and Kiera Knightly somehow had a child that's also somehow in her early 20's, and it blew my damn mind. Not so much in the header picture, though.

My competitiveness comes out in extreme fashion during games of Slap Cup, but usually goes unnoticed because everyone else is also drunk and screaming and gunning for vengeance.

Mine's "Dildo Swinton."

God, I love Oglaf. Sometimes it's so funny that I have to stop myself from linking people to a porn comic.

Thanks for providing some more names to check out!