That was a wild ride for two paragraphs.

Twirl towards freedom!

There's no Pepe Sylvia? You gotta be kidding me! I got BOXES full of Pepe!

Probably, but I am not one of them, and you and I are now in an ideological war. I think that's how the internet works.

Well, the actor who played Jango Fett is Maori. So yes, all of them.

It's a chip and dip.

The missing word is love, right? God knows that's how I feel about Pete Campbell. Hell's bells, Trudy!

I'm in the process of getting a BFA right now for some goddamn reason (my patience for all the art school bullshit is wearing pretty thin), and one of my favorite moments this school year was getting to gleefully inform a docent at the Museum of Contemporary Photography in Chicago that a piece she was showing us from…

Holy shit, that's a hell of a sound bite.

I'm on board with this. I've never seen any of his films, but there have been some promising magazine photoshoots…

I didn't see Sicario, but I like that name and would like to hear some presenter say it.

This made me tear up. Which puts it in the company of dozens of commercials, but still. I have emotions!

I'm such a goody two shoes in video games. I get why people have fun being a dick in a virtual world, but I just feel bad! I want to be nice to non-existent people!

That's Polterwang!

Holy shit.

UGH. May I never be limber enough to perform that level of mental gymnastics.

I think that a lot of, say, Roman Polanski's celebrity supporters (aka, a handy list of people for me to be disappointed in- looking at you, Swinton) argue that he's been punished enough by being in "exile" for several decades. Which I happen to think is utter bullshit. He was convicted. He skipped out on his…

My friends mom once insisted I look like Tina Fey, which I didn't find insulting at all, just wildly inaccurate. I have (had, anyway) brown hair and glasses, but our faces look nothing alike.

Gotta be Ellen Page for me. I can't think of anyone else short enough.

Yeah, I know he admitted to being a casual viewer, but it was kind of irritating reading a recap by someone who gets core shit about the series wrong. And it's petty, but referring to Dr. Mrs. as "Mrs. Monarch" rubbed me the wrong way. She's a doctor, dammit.