As a person with a vagina, I have to admit that the first time I had unprotected sex with a person with a penis I was not at all prepared for everything to drip back out again. I had just never thought about it, but I guess I had unconsciously assumed it just disappeared up there somehow.

Yeah, anyone hoping that the pairing will actually happen in the movies is obviously going to be sorely disappointed, but the evidence supporting it is very much there.

Yeah, anyone hoping that the pairing will actually happen in the movies is obviously going to be sorely disappointed, but the evidence supporting it is very much there.

Fuck yes to Spock/McCoy

Oscar Wilde should have ended up with Robbie Ross.

Hannibal Chau/Newton Geisler from Pacific Rim, Mister Numbers and Mister Wrench from season 1 of Fargo, Vince Vaughn and Jeremy Davies' characters from the terrible 1997 film The Locusts that I caught on tv one time, the woman on the motorcycle and the woman eating an egg mcmuffin in her car during that commercial for…

Star Trek is generally recognized as the first property with a dedicated community of fans creating content focusing on romantic/sexual pairings. That's definitely the origin point for the term slash, but according to fanlore.org shipping did indeed start with the X-Files.

I'm tentatively shipping Dean and Brown Widow on Venture Bros., and of course have been whole-heartedly shipping Billy Quizboy and Pete White for years.

She did.

I LOST MY HAND! I LOST MY BRIDE!

My best Valentine's Day didn't involve buying anything. The dude I was with made mostaccioli and we watched a documentary about hovercrafts.

1) I think it's pretty dumb. Stores just need some seasonal bullshit to put up between Christmas and Easter. And in my last relationship, our anniversary was the 21st, so it seemed especially redundant.

Not to mention Phantom Limb and Lady Nightshade; they even had a conjugal visit.

Long live the Viceory.

If there are downsides to ol' Uncle Vatred, they've all been worth it for Jackson's line reading of "two coffees, comin' up!" in Everybody Come's To Hanks. Gets me every damn time. I can't watch that scene without rewinding at least three times.

It's been referred to as "the old Rusty Venture cartoon."

"It was a run-by fruiting!" is possibly my favorite joke in any movie. Also high up is "these are O.R. scrubs," "O, R they?" from Rushmore. So that paints a pretty detailed picture of my taste in comedy.

Oh, man. I don't even have to think about my song for love and relationships - it's "The Thing That Lovers Do" by 22-20s. Which is a little depressing.

I don't know much about Meek Mill, what what I do know makes me surprised that he has $50,000.

Bobby De Niro, Sandy Bullock, Eddie Jimmy Olmos…