Thanks for the recommendation! I'm usually looking for more girl-centered everything. Because I'm a female supremacist, die male scum, etc etc.

The last penis I saw was on Thursday, but it was on a field trip my figure painting class took to a local cadaver lab, and it was in two pieces.

It's definitely because the American public remembered that we will get cooties if we see an action movie with a female lead. Wonder Woman is now cancelled.

You lucky, lucky person.

I saw Doc Hammer walking down the street the only time I've ever been to New York. I explained to my mom who he was, and she acted excited on my behalf because she's a lovely person. A block or so later, we saw Pierce Brosnan and she was authentically excited.

"Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?"

They all have multiple monumentally stupid tattoos. Harry just got one of a topless mermaid with a full bush (her tail starts below the crotch; no, this doesn't make any sense) on his forearm.

I watched the last half of Pineapple Express on tv the other night, and they replaced "asshole" with "casserole." Comedy!

The more I think about it, the more I like the idea of a robot volcano showing up on all our postcards.

I'm a Chicagoan and I hate deep dish. Well, I don't hate it as a food, I just don't consider it pizza. Thin crust tavern-cut pizza should be our pizza ambassador.

Geddy Lee has Gwen Stefani's voice.

His new wax figure is the most true to life of any I've seen. Coincidence?

Man, I wish I could even get my boyfriend to watch the show with me. I sat through a dozen episodes of Wild Boyz with him, he can suck it up.

Don't you just hear the theme song, or do they actually show it? I agree though, that was amazing.

I adore Rich Fulcher, but would be hard pressed to explain why in a way that makes sense.

Note to self: I hate whites.

I prefer reverse mer-men.

I started reading the collections at Calvin's supposed age, and 19 years later I'm still rereading them and finding words that I finally understand.

I use the account of my friend who's dumb enough to pay for hulu plus, and I still feel entitled to complain about the buttload of ads.

Holy fucking shit. That is…wow. That's terrible.