Who compared it to murder?

Jesus Jones! Now there was a band. We thought they were the future of rock n' roll.

Also: he was gorgeous.

Ween - With My Own Bare Hands

You tell me, Brainiac. It's your front yard too.

It looks like Paula Patton will be returning as well. Good, I liked her in the last one.

I think he was a the baddie on a Doctor Who episode once?

I'm a 25 year old college sophmore (sigh), and my otherwise incompatible 19 year old roommate and I found common ground over being sad about Joan.

I inadvertently suggested that my mom should see Spring Breakers. She found it disturbing.

What you gon' do with all that breasts, all that breasts inside that shirt?

I love that the woman gets there and just goes "oh, it's you." So blase about it.

Total panty dropper.

I feel inspired. Although if you were singing that 8+ minute song ahead of me, we'd have a problem.

I guess "girl I didn't know you could get down like that/ Charlie how'd your angels get down like that" counts as enough of a tie-in.

I'm always so, so close to being able to declare "Dancing In The Moonlight" by Thin Lizzy my favorite song of all time, but I'm stymied by the line "now we go steady to the pictures/ I always get chocolate stains on my pants". It always makes me think Phil Lynott shits his pants at the movies.

I don't know if homebrew forums have gimmick accounts, but somebody should make a Jarvis one.

If your wife likes drinking beer, she'll tolerate a lot. Speaking as a woman whose boyfriend recently transitioned from homebrewing to being full time brewmaster for a small brewpub, part of me misses when his beer was free. But yeah, a certain amount of chemistry talk that makes my eyes glaze over is definitely worth…

We have something in common, then.

Some people who have good relationships with their parents just don't understand how bad it can be for other people. I have an excellent relationship with my mom, but at some point in my life had to realize that doesn't just happen automatically. There's a lot of shitty people in the world, and plenty of them…

I'm gunning for "Turn To Stone" by ELO. Scratch that, just an all ELO soundtrack would optimal.