Is there a list of the drinks he consumes anywhere?  A…friend wants to know.  Not counting whatever that shit is that he drinks in the beginning, of course.

"Exeunt, pursued by bear."  Best stage direction ever.  That and the multiple references to dildos are what makes The Winter's Tale worth the time.

Goddamn, what a great character.  And that racist dwarf had it coming, too.

The Hamlet with Ethan Hawke sucked.  The Hamlet with David Tennant  and Patrick Stewart was pretty boss.

Every time new parents go on about their amazing babies?

The only sketch I recall from last season where he wasn't doing an impression was the Blackenstein sketch with Jesse Eisenberg and Nicki Minaj, and even there he was pretty much just serving Bootsy Collins realness.

Hot Rod is one of my favorite movies, but MacGruber was pretty bad.  Except for when MacGruber taught Ryan Phillipe how to save the day by sticking a vegetable up his butt and hopping around.

I remember when this kid was on Jeopardy(!).  I remember, because I thought to myself, "that kid is definitely gay."

All Megans suck.  Now Meghans, on the other hand…

Fuck yes.  I love their song Veronica, where they compare the girl to a vegetable and  then have the line "You think you're not good enough for me/ and that's true, but I like you anyway." 

Crazy Stupid Love.  Sooooo…a couple months ago.

Duh, no one wants to hang out with a piranha.

I'm a lady who saw this movie with my male cousin and female best friend.  I loved it, they said it was too British.  Anecdotal! 

My mom will be devastated for about two minutes, a which point she will start watcitng her dvr'd episodes of AgaInst the WAll and forget about it.

You are soooooo good looking.

Nooooo this is my first comment under the new system and they're cutting off my beloved username! DICKS.

Part of me always wanted to buy that plastic Ozymandias trophy that was for sale at the webstore for Cat and Girl. Is that comic even still around, or is it just giant internet legs now?

Where the fuck is my Newsies dvd? Yes, I've been looking for it for the entire time since I left my previous comment.

My Floppy Year: The Nathan Rabin Story

Newsies is the only thing I think of when I think of Kenny Ortega. And it makes a pretty great double feature with American Psycho.