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Now I'm really glad my band didn't end up calling ourselves that bee-related name.
That obscure, totally cool Star Trek reference we went with will never go out of style.

related to Billy Ocean?
inconclusive.

Jon Benjamin and Rich Fulcher have my two favorite voices ever. Having them both make noise in one show is a joy to me.

MEW should be more bearded
I don't see why they had to give it the same name if it's not actually supposed to be a remake/"reboot." But at least even if it blows, I'll get my fix for movies set in Antarctica.

Girl, if you weren't a figment of my imagination, I'd want to have your baby.

Sit down, Not John!

"Rhode Island passes."

Tread carefully Charles, lest Aaron beat you like he did Shaq.

I was under the impression that Cars 2 exists because John Lasseter is had waited his entire life to make his dream anthropomorphic car movie, and was sad when it wasn't critically adored like all the other Pixar films. So he tried to redeem his stupid idea by making the cars spies.

Home Movies is the first show I thought of, but that's probably because it's my favorite show of all time, and therefore usually the show I think of when I think of shows.

For my entire life, I was one of the few people who knew Jane Lynch's name , because her parents are old friends of my grandparents. Now I feel like I have nothing to define me.

I would totally see a movie written by Craig Finn.

Gotta love how "good taste" is equivalent to "shit dudes like!" No "I'm a girlfriend and I like Merchant-Ivory films and musicals and Hole"? Because fuck it, I love all of those plus the occasional stupid romcom.

HipsterDbag, you are one smug knucklefucker. There's no way I'm going to bother trying to name a female standup that will meet with your approval, since you've already claimed that "I've never once in my life found anything that any woman ever said to be particularly funny."

It's really not anything like the Hangover. They throw "Vegas" around a lot in the commercials, but it actually only plays a small role in the movie. The only connection I could really make is that Melissa McCarthy's character fills a similar role to Zach Galiafinakis's in the Hangover, the weird, innappropriate

ROOFIE-O! ROOFIE-O!

Rainbow Sherbert: I too liked that game show with the stupid talking dog. Unfortunately, Fetch! with Ruff Ruffman is totally canceled, so I no longer get to envy middle school aged nerds for getting to build hovercrafts at MIT. Or guess which ones among them are gonna realize they're gay in a few years.

Wesley Willis is being re-animated in order to whup Batman's ass.

I love how Ron apparently had no interest in the saga of "Pawnee, Home of the Julia Roberts Lawsuit."

Hey, whatever happened to
…that comedic adaptation of Sherlock Holmes with Sasha Baron-Cohen and Will Ferrell that was in development at the same time as the RDJ/Jude Law one? The whole "two simultaneous versions of British Litch-ra-chah" reminded me.