I have never repeated brands with all the cars I have bought. When it’s time for another car, I look for the best offering within whatever category I’m shopping at the time and go with that. Of all my cars, I’ve only had a couple that I miss or would consider getting a newer version of.

My mother and I got into a heated ethical debate about this. I don’t care if you have the plate, if the person it is meant for is not in the car, you can’t park there.

The same for gas pumps. You can check your Instagram later. Get moving and free up the pump.

I used to work nights and would get off work in the morning. In the winter months my windshield would be frozen solid and it took a while to thaw. There were a subset of day time employees that were allergic to walking and avoided it at all costs. Even though the back half of the lot had plenty of spaces, they would…

At our Starbucks they blocked off access to the drive-thru from the first aisle, forcing traffic to route through the second aisle to get to the drive-thru. It’s actually a good idea seems how the drive-thru backs up pretty far at times. One morning some asshole pulled into the handicap spot up front as they were…

Seriously, whoever at GM that signed off on that idea should be shot. I hate it.

I used to think those were reserved for compact cars. Then someone explained to me that the space is just shorter (butts up to a curb or planter box or something.) Anyone can park there.  Granted, the big ole ass on my G90 sticks out too far so I don’t park in them.

I admit, if I’m not in a hurry, I use the George Costanza method. Look for the dream spot first, then start expanding outward. I mainly do this for street parking. Parking lots I’ll go to the back. Less door dings out there too.

At my work I watched a woman pull into a parking space, see there was a space ONE space closer on the other aisle, pulled out, drove all the way around and parked in the other space. I was dumbfounded.

I like to fold in their side mirrors if they park too close, both sides. If you’re going to be a selfish prick, now you get to be inconvenienced and have to get back out of your car to pull your mirrors out.

I find this happens more at smaller stores like Trader Joe’s, but when people just crest the driveway into the parking lot and become paralyzed with fear and just stop. Many times I’ve been stranded in cross traffic as I had enough room to follow them into the parking lot only to be jolted to a sudden stop as I sit bro…

We’ve had this scourge causing issues in our community for a while now. It’s like playing whack-a-mole. As soon as police cut off some area, they just use social media to set up another location immediately. Sometimes multiple areas at the same time to spread LE too thin.

Treat any headline that starts with, “Musk Says...” with all the grains of salt on earth.

I usually don’t care for “turn your brain off” popcorn action movies, but I do enjoy the Nicholas Cage version of Gone in 60 Seconds. There are some groaningly bad lines and it’s very much a product of its time period, but I still watch it.

Bullitt is so slow throughout most of the movie, I thought it was an ASMR video of listening to hard-soled shoes on sidewalks. We literally walk every step of the way with him while he goes from the grocery store to his apartment.

I will never not stop and watch Ronin if I see it playing on some channel. I even love the rudimentary GPS they use to cut off the caravan.  “He’s yours.” is such a great line.

Is a C8 Corvette even in the pipeline?

Jesus Christ, are we reaping the results of a generation of latch-key kids that never had a parent around to give them some structure? Just a sea of man-children folding their arms, pouting and screaming, “You can’t tell me what to do! I do whatever I want!”

Why do all assholes believe this?

In high school I worked for a guy that had a few classic cars including a red ‘70 Cuda convertible. I felt so incredibly cool when I drove that car, but you quickly appreciate modern cars after driving it for a few minutes.