I’m a Santa Rosa resident too! It would be nice if I never had to learn or care what evacuation zone I live in.

I thought the same thing. My guess is that here in California we now have evacuation season. I assume the pic is of an evacuation zone and the road is closed. The Subaru probably lives in the area and CHP is verifying ID. It’s a way to combat scumbag burglars.

What would a Del Sol be worth in complete running order?  $2,000?  $2,500 if the paint is still shiny?  You would always be upside down even if you got it for free.

Haas tweeted, “You can thank us later.”

Bringing a Ghilbli back from the dead is like restoring your garbage can back to new condition. Sure, you could, but why would you?

Because the usual top 3 were out of contention. You eliminate Hamilton, Bottas and Verstappen, suddenly you have an interesting race.

“I have 8 kids and work as a delivery driver for a wedding cake bakery. I hate convertibles and never learned how to drive a manual. I want something high up so I can see better in traffic. What should I buy?”

True, I was more insinuating that for the price, I wouldn’t be terrified if something significant broke.  Get as much enjoyment as I could out of it and if it breaks, oh well.

My thoughts too.  Even if you drove it for a year and junked it.  

It does kind of look like one of those bad Japanese to English translations.

The greatest con ever conceived was convincing poor people they are just temporarily embarrassed millionaires.  They will always defend their perceived future peer group.

Tortilla man consistently has bad takes.  I’ve never seen him post anything that I agreed with.  I can’t tell if it’s a bit or if he just sucks at life.

They know what they’ve got.

He sounds like some vapid Instagram “influencer” with the b.s., “... And to all my haters...” You’re the goddamn Sheriff, not some preteen with a makeup unboxing YouTube channel.

I’m assuming it’s the usual white flight up north.  Most of the ones around me are heading to Idaho.  This guy went all the way to Alaska just to have a “colored girl” tell him what to do.  That won’t stand.

Bingo

I always laugh when Ross says, “Did a Porsche throw up on you?”

I like to “Build and Price” all kinds of cars online and I remember getting overwhelmed on the Maserati site with how many things you could customize. If I was actually going to buy one I would need an interior designer or something to help keep it cohesive.

He lives near me.  I’ve only ever seen him in the Camaro and the Cobra replica.