I was behind a black one of these at a light the other day and was actually surprised it was a Sentra. It looked fairly premium, especially in black.

You should put these graphics on the side of it.

Just stop, dipshit.  You have nothing to say.  

Most people seem to buy vehicles for what they could do with them, not what they actually do with them.

Thus you get warlords in third world countries that become the defacto government.

You just know someone is getting a personalized plate for this that says DARRELL.

No thank you, Toyota.  I will patiently wait for the Corolla Sport GRMN.

You have to remember your audience here. It’s, “what if I’m suddenly surrounded by a roving mob of democrats and they demand I sacrifice my children to the BLM gods and start banging on my hood?  Will I have enough power to mow down 10 people in my completely fictional Charles Bronson fantasy?”

I get the argument about crash testing costs and whatnot, but it seems like FCA is leaving sales on the table not trying to recreate this.

That’s very specific.

Robby Gordon started something like this about 8 years ago and it’s a crowd pleaser.

I kind of rolled my eyes at that too. I get tired of all this “real Americans” live in flyover states. If you want to keep costs down by keeping the series in a small, centralized area to keep travel at a minimum then just say that. But marketing b.s. of the Heartland of America just makes it sound contrived.

Two weeks ago I went to the local Dodge/Jeep/Ram dealership for some warranty work and knew I would be waiting a couple hours (they have no shuttle service because of Covid.)  So I looked at their inventory online ahead of time to see if there was anything cool to check out while I waited.  They had a grand total of 8…

Was that a Big Johnson shirt?

Apparently the Intrepid lived on in Europe and has evolved into this.

Well done, sir.

Subaru absolutely loves to show off a really sexy concept version, then the production model comes out looking like a Nissan Sentra with a wing.

This makes me laugh every time.  “You’re once, twice, three times the... Aaahhh!”

Guess what, people ARE protesting peacefully. The protests haven’t stopped across the country. You just aren’t aware of it because nobody is breaking windows and the media only highlights the negatives. So there’s your reason why people break shit. You won’t pay attention unless they do. The whole point of a protest…

You’re stepping on his Charles Bronson fantasy.