This man is a piece of HUGE garbage and his amount of upsetness makes me HORRIBLY IRRATIONALLY ANGRY. You get what you deserve, POS.

When I was in 8th grade I had the most adorable pixie haircut. My mom hated it, but I always got compliments from people. One day I was telling her I wanted to get it cut even a little shorter and she was dead set against it. I told her, “My friends, my teachers, everyone says that it looks cute on me.” She looked at…