What county are you in? We have almost the exact same situation in Garfield County (two 40+ adults and two young children) and on the same plan. We’re going from a $432 premium to a $148. I should say that that’s just for my wife and myself as the kids qualify for CHP+ with what we’re making.

Too early to gift the entire Republican party a nice set of bootstraps?

There’s no way they’d show it because they’re too damn classy, but what gave me the warm glowing feels is the thought that, barring some catastrophic untimely tragedy, the Obamas will out live that walking scrotum sack and watch him get deep sixed. I would give anything in order to listen in on Michelle Obama’s…

Apparently he better get busy writing different versions of this same testimony.

Thats a look that says,”I want to eat all that cotton candy off your head.”

I mean, this is what the Caps do. They never seem to find their playoff mojo no matter how strong they are in the regular season. Hell, their second round exit to the Pens last year was the first normal thing to happen in DC since the election.

Earmuffs Corey Lewandowski. Such language.

That was Huckabee Sanders? Shit, I thought it was Dana Loesch. 

Thoughts and prayers.

Trump: *waits for Governor to finish, checks cheat sheet*.........I hear you.

Slathered in ketchup.

Chance of Fox News focus on Hilary’s emails tonight, 95 to 110 percent.

Though I am remaining cautiously optimistic, this news is definitely adding a cartwheel to my Monday.

I don’t believe this would be a useful technique to use on the “Snopes is funded by Soros!” strain of drunk Uncle’s. In my fantasies, a slap across the face with a turkey leg would be way more fulfilling.

You can drink it fast or drink it slow, but your lips have got to touch the toe!

Right on cue.....

We have seen his birth certificate! Trump produced it after Bill Maher offered to donate five million dollars to the charity of Trump’s choosing if he could prove that his mother wasn’t fucking an orangutan.

The future is here......
“PLOT -In 2017, after a worldwide economic collapse, American society has become a totalitarian police state, censoring all cultural activity.” 

Fits in with his new campaign slogan....