The only reason they call it Almond Milk is because no one can say Nut Juice and keep a straight face.

I saw the update in my news feed and came directly to Deadspin for the commentary. Does. Not. Disappoint!

I miss George Carlin:(.

Well, if you played loose with the numbers, and were a person who believed the Earth is 6,000 years old, 231 years could be about 25 Bible years, or something......

I remember said asshole being Bill O’Reilly, but it turns out it was just the entire Fox News asshole collective.

“That’s what Dr. Oz said, and I’m sticking to it”

That says it all.