I grew up in the Big Ten "three yards and of cloud of dust" era. Somehow, Michigan has reproduced this with a passing offense. 

“We thought we were going to get Snoop Dogg, but like... without all the Snoop Dogg parts.” - Kansas AD admins, moments before agreeing to ferry a scorpion across a river

“Snoop Doggy Dogg...”

Rock Chalk, Crip Walk

You’re to gracious to Snyder; he's not as competent as Nixon 

Somehow I think the Nixon WH was more competent than the Snyder administration. The Trump WH on the other hand....

Snyder actually has a dirty tricks department, right? It’s the Nixon White House in NFL franchise form.

One of those inflatable floppy dude things you see on used car lots would be objectively the best option right now for Skins QB.

I don’t think he was 100% throwing it away, but I do think it was a low percentage “Either my guy gets it or it’s incomplete” back corner throw.

Nope.

Minor FTFY: looks. As in always.

Well, sure. There was the money but also its sources. I would guess trump came in with some seriously doctored books that even then only showed relatively modest money and any guarantees or other financial backing were from some sketchy foreign organizations.

In her book ‘Clothes, Clothes, Clothes. Music, Music, Music. Boys, Boys, Boys’, Viv Albertine talks about how Mick Jones wrote ‘Train In Vain’ after taking a late night Tube ride across London to try and get back together with her after they broke up. So while it may come across as a creepy stalker-y song now, it was…

Probably because Trump does not have nearly enough money that he says he does. If you get outbid by Jon Bon Jovi for the Buffalo Bills, something is seriously amiss. 

yet again i have to mention that i very clearly remember derek fisher being fired from the knicks job because he was trying to fuck player wives so the idea that he landed in the WNBA is extremely odd to me

Bills at Lions? Lions schedule says they have a bye week. But forgetting about an entire NFL game and having to scramble to get a team on the field would be the most Lions thing ever.

Man, if you went to UO in the 90s you would’ve seen post midnight infomercials for The Wheel Guys; two mulleted and moustached Triumph concert tshirt wearing gentlemen who sold rims like it was an auction over the course of an hour. Turned out they were meth dealers and that’s how they laundered the money.

Yeah, no shit. Now we’re all paying for him being blackballed from the "Greatest Grifter's Club in America." 

Why is it that some of the best SNL fake commercials involved breakfast cereals? Hartman in Colon Blow/Super Colon Blow, Curtin in Quarry (better tasting cause it’s mined), Ferrell in Cracklin’ Oat Flakes (now with Ecstasy), and the best, Little Chocolate Donuts, Belushi smoking a cigarette with Marv Albert providing…

Professional sports in the US, where billionaires can cry pauper and fuck over the taxpayers into funding their stadiums (while collecting all profits) and be seen as victims when players hold out for more money. No wonder Trump wanted to be an NFL owner so bad.