Thinking about anyone being ‘with Darren’ is such an unsettling thing to consider.

If there ever was a motherfucker who would tell a waiter “I start at 13% and take away one for each of your mistakes”, it’s this motherfucker.

Because the dummy is trying to keep the Confederate statues. He believes he is entitled to have it both ways.

That name owns almost as many slaves as “Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III”.   We couldn’t make up names this good (bad) for a civil-war era novel if we tried. 

They want people who would be their admirers to know about themselves and their slave-owning ancestors as long as those admirers will view them approvingly, buy they also want to be legally shielded from being disapproved by potential detractors.

To the sad Wypipo whose feelings were hurt: Since when has the truth NOT hurt?!

You know what happens when you make “David Banner” angry?  You won’t like him when he’s angry...

Probably because he bought them for $3 on StubHub.

Hypocrisy is these folks’ strong suit. 

The story is always the same; these chucklefucks want to be monsters, but never have that exposed to the public.

Because the Southern losers like to pretend their Confederate heritage is all about pretty houses, Southern hospitality, Southern belles, horse races, bourbon and brave war heroes, without any reference to what their side was fighting for (slavery) or the fact that they fucking lost and can’t seem to get over it.

This whole issue: societal change, climate change, etc makes certain people flip out because they feel their entire way of life and values under attack and they lash out like petulant children.

I’m confused.....

Tayloe speaks like Foghorn Leghorn, I imagine.

Yeah, honestly - just reading that name without any context whatsoever would probably have had me saying “gee, that sounds like a guy who is descended from slavers.”

some cautioned that Tayloe’s case could be a harbinger of more such lawsuits to come

Edward Dickinson Tayloe II

Gotta say, that bank is on point with the potential frauds. Hearing “Fan requires $724 worth of beer to get through Dolphins game” sounds uncannily plausible.

I shall invent a device that alerts Dolphins fans when they are being erroneously charged for purchases. It will emit a Dolphin-call shriek if a skimmer is used to rack up a fraudulent charge. I will call it “the Miami Sound Machine.”

These earlier episodes of BattleBots are much more dangerous than I remember them.