Because many people are concrete thinkers and simply do not understand satire.

“OK sure, what’s the worst that could happen?”

A father here. I’m not afraid to sound like an asshole in this forum, I just do not care what anyone thinks about what I have to say.. And here it is - I’ve never loved anyone or anything as much as my 2yo little girl, and that’s the truth. She is a lot (a lot!) of work for us - but every time she learns something…

There is no dumb angry white trash like dumb angry California white trash.

This stunt was massively difficult. We couldn’t have done it with out help from all of our FMX familia. #trickfactoryramps @trickfactory

Pretty impressive given the height of the jump and the lack of power these put out in comparison to the monster truck (120hp to 1200hp). There’s also the fact that RJ Anderson is a much more talented driver (guy is an absolute beast in Terracross). I’m also willing to bet that wasn’t the 1st take either.

My Dad grew up in eastern Kentucky, about 80 miles up Highway 27 from Frozen Head. He ran all through high school, and even got a cross country scholarship to a school in North Carolina. Like most people from rural Kentucky, going to college 200 miles away was about 195 miles too far, so he dropped out, came back,…

Guys in the gym now have this article locked and loaded when I give them the side eye for half-repping 3 plate squats all day. :-/ “Yeah...I’m just training for...sprinting...cuz I’m 40 and I work a desk job...”

Of course it was Hemet. Hemet is like the West Virginia of California. But with more meth.

Also it’s definitely North of SD, not really East.

The woman beater is a good start.

No one hates the Cubs more than I do, but christ, just let them have their fun for another day before going on seemingly pointless rants about how they may or may not end up like Boston fans. As Barry said, they get until their parade and then they can go fuck themselves (paraphrasing).

Most of them have only been Cubs fans since July or so.

i like it and you can pry my burrito bowl from my cold dead hands!

It’s shocking how many dedicated, lifetime Cubs fans I know who just never thought to mention it before tonight.

This reminds me that I need to get my ass back to Lee Vining this summer for some Mono Cone.

120 is one of my favorite roads, especially out of the park headed east. Towards the park headed west is even more dramatic.

case in point

The final evolution of Baez-god is going to be amazing to behold. He cut his strikeout rate in half this season while getting nearly a full seasons worth of at bats spread across 5 positions on the diamond. You know Maddon has some ultra crazy scheme like teaching Baez a cutter and switching him between pitcher and…