Seriously. She’s disagreeing with them while upholding and defending their right to express their opinion.

That, or some people can put aside political beliefs when establishing friendships, either staying away from that boundary or knowing what buttons not to push. Obama and Tom Coburn, for example.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

As a fan of that other Chicago team, I can not support any of this. This team deserves to win and they probably have the best chance to, but you can not give these fans something to brag about. It can not happen. You think Cardinal fans are bad? Wait until Cubs fans finally taste success, it will consume us all,…

More Surly than Huffy

He got all huffy.

If it’s a Cubs-Dodgers NLCS, Fox better back up a dump truck of cash to the Scully residence.

I disagree. Mainly because we live in shades of grey and not black and white. Our political climate makes it seem like you are a quiverfull confederate flag waving whack job or a social justice warrior politically correct pussy, on any given issue. Generally the truth is somewhere in the middle. The muddy waters you…

I searched “below average” and got a nice selfie.

Which is why I just listen to “Winter Song” on repeat, so I don’t have to choose between them.

Joshua Tree is amazing, it would be even better if it wasn’t invaded by every asshole from La every Thursday-Monday.

A medal rack, Katie? Bryce doesn’t even own A medal, let alone many medals that would necessitate an entire rack. What is Bryce gonna do with a medal rack?

It’s still no helltrack.

Bro, do you even Fran?

Sideout anyone?

Sports moments like those kill me. When the pretense of aggression is dropped and it’s just a game again; god, that is so much fun.

About a year ago, I pulled up to a stoplight in my car and looked to my left and saw Bill on one of these custom bikes. I rolled down the window and said, “Bill, you’re the man! Heard you [calling a college basketball game] on ESPN last night, good stuff.” In reality, his call of the game was horrendous, but the…

Goodbye tax refund.

Goodbye tax refund.