Why has this site failed to conform it’s choice of content and opinion to my subjective tastes and opinions that I am only beginning to express to you now?

Was at the bottle game (number 1 on the list) amusing until you consider all the geniuses in the upper deck who somehow figured they could utilize their secret dad power or whatever to make a full bottle of beer reach the field.

As horrible a person as he no doubt is and as morally repugnant as his actions are it is an unfortunate reality that the NFL’s hands are tied, either they go with what our criminals justice system has determined (the merits of which I will leave open for discussion) or they turn it over to themselves to arbitrate and…

If you want to hate on football for all the ugliness surrounding it then that’s your right but it is difficult to avoid the charge of hypocrisy when you will just as eagerly declare your affection for European Soccer, a sport utterly awash in a culture of senseless violence, virulent racism, and Weimar Republic levels…