Armageddon, Rudy, and Hook all broke me.

Best of the Best. When Dae Han hobbles over to Tommy Lee at the end.

I almost always cry during the end of Rudy when he gets carried off the field. I have no idea why. I’ve seen it 3 to 4 times. There are more inspirational movies that are sadder and such where my eyes are dry as a bone.

If you’re embarrassed about anything, it probably should be the fact that you willingly watched something only slightly more exciting than competitive house-painting.

Sticking it to the Jets is more of a Sharks thing though.

Scene: Blackhawks Locker Room

What do you notice from Tom Brady on a daily basis that helps him maintain his high level of performance?

Mike, obviously.

Great moments in lying to yourself:

Better than the Son of Sam being angry...

nope

Now if only we can stop with the stupid penalties...looking at you Kreider.

I’ll tell you what it means for me: Endless phone calls from sales representatives trying to get me to sign back up for the dribble. I NEVER USED THE DRIBBLE, AND I DON’T WANT IT BACK!

Ah, now eventually you DO plan to have Ragnarok in your, in your Ragnarok movie, right? Hello?

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

Not enough people get, “What kind of sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?”

Ballsy. Stupid but ballsy.

This forever

still scratching my head at how people can identify as a different gender but can not identify as a different race.

True to Louisville, his celebration was premature.