PSA for Massachusetts female residents: “but Gronk wore a condom" will not get you out of a UTI.

I don’t think these guys always have to train 24/7; why it’s called “camp.” I’m not an MMA-guy by any stretch, but Nate Diaz basically told you as much right before he beat McGregor:

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Will’s from Upstate NY, but yea, I hear what you're saying.

"Like Constantinople or Rome before it, the 76ers have become a breeding ground for suffering and injustice. It is beyond saving and must be allowed to die. This is the most important function of the League of Shadows. It is one we’ve performed for centuries. The 76ers must be destroyed.

Never cross a Dutchman.

It’s because the Hernandez jersey is fire. I’m not even a Mets fan and I want one.

“You've really fumbled this, Dad." - Kyle Williams

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Can assholes be called assholes for being assholes sometimes? My wife calls me an asshole all the time.

May be difficult for him to imagine.

I've actually always wondered about this: what happens at Deadspin HQ when you have situation where the old-timey asshole sportswriters have asshole takes, but the subject matter actually appears to be somewhat of an unsympathetic asshole? Which asshole(s) do you side with? Do you choose an asshole, or you play the…