It never fails to amaze how sports leagues are capable of swift, decisive action when the purpose is to be a bunch of dickbags.

I think questions like this are based on a sort of upside-down premise: that there’s an overarching purpose behind the number of articles about [Team X]. Nobody over here is going, “Man, we need more Browns articles—somebody make fun of the Browns, stat!” We publish the number of LOL Browns articles that corresponds…

Sometimes I think about the fact that Gaudreau is three years older than Ekblad and I have to unscramble my brain.

As a sports fan who finds the NFL pretty repulsive and reprehensible, I’m faced with a shit-ton of posts I don’t care about between July and February. I deal. So can you.

Maybe you could take the stock market ticker information (“Visa V +0.51% Inc.” and “Wal-Mart Stores WMT -0.25% Inc.”) out of the blockquotes?

After the Raven’s won their second super bowl, I turned to my dad who grew up in Buffalo and said something about being thankful I was born in Maryland. I wasn’t trying to taunt him because of the Bills or Sabres but he just muttered “...yeah” and gave me a look that to this day is the most empty thing I have ever…

Man, it’s almost like you have to learn how to coach, and can’t just Peter principle your way into the job! Look at what Yzerman did - he was on the road, driving to small towns, learning the ropes from the Wings, and actually learned how to be a GM before getting the job in Tampa. Sakic and Roy and Gretzky (with the…

I’ve experienced first hand this sudden increase in money and let me tell you.... it makes a HUGE difference. Without getting into details, my wife’s income basically doubles during the summer. We spend 9 months out of the year trying to make it paycheck to paycheck and in the summer we get a surplus. There are a lot…

I composed a poem/insane person rant from all of Drew’s all caps words adding punctuation and line breaks: