She came in like a wrecking baaaaaallllllllll....

And she took out at least 3 or 4 people at once.

The idea that they are undeserving or have lowered the standards of Vogue is 100% ridiculous and yes, freaking the fuck out over them getting the cover is straight up pearl clutching.

Yeah, no need for Shade Court. That is shaaaade. And bonus points for throwing Kendall under the bus too when she wasn't even part of the conversation.

I desperately need this to be true.

I hate that I know this, but I read somewhere that Kim Kardashian said that she named her poor child North West because Anna Wintour was all like (paraphrasing, obvs), "So I heard rumours that you're thinking of calling the baby North? You should totally do that!" Because obviously, she knew that they would. When I…

I think it's racism and classism (high brow vs. low). Vogue has featured way less deserving people in the past and no one threw a similar tantrum.

The link to [my memories] doesn't appear to be working. Get it together, Madeleine.

That is some grade-A, premium, ENVIABLE shade from Anna Wintour. I'm taking notes.

Jia: Yeah. I applied my general exercise strategy of "always give 70%" and dropped it to 45% because I was worried that at any point it would escalate. But it seemed to sort of keep an even pace.

School isn't real, y'all.

Im not white, but fuck these kids. You think their insufferable shit would fly in the lower rings of society? People are hating because it'll be their kids (and my future ones) who'll have to cater and put up with their shit in the future.

Kara, you didn't include this gem:

Yes.

I wrote "Sombrero" when I was 7. It became an instant hit with my sister and me. It went, Sooooom-brrrrre-roOOOO, Sooooom-brrrrre-roOOOO, Sooooom-brrrrre-roOOOO, Sooooom-brrrrre-roOOOO, Sooooom-brrrrre-roOOOO, Sooooom-brrrrre-roOOOO, Sooooom-brrrrre-roOOOO. (repeat) It was penned during a long summer road trip.

Pet peeve: when people say that a person has been doing [creative or artistic endeavor] since [very young age].

THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT.

UGH.

Are they an example of children as performance art? For the longest time, I just thought they were insufferably douchey. Now, I just don't even know what I'm looking at.